High Fructose Corn Syrup

IS BAD FOR YOU! Don't trust those stupid ass commercials. First of all, HFCS is addictive, and the more of it you have, the more your body wants. Secondly, HFCS tricks your brain into thinking that you are still hungry, thus you eat more, which is also bad. So, stupid ass commercials are lies. Thank you.

Why?

I only get nervous for things I'm not good at. Concerts. Nope. Recitals. No problem. Playing a hockey game. Holy crap. I get nervous and jittery and I think I peed about 5 times withing 45 minutes of my game last night. It's not like it matters. It's just a game. I just like to play hard and win and try to score goals. Which I don't do very often. In 3 games I have 1 goal. We have one game left in our regular season and then the playoffs. We're 0-4. It's sad.

I guess we're called the Slow Moving Vehicles for a reason.

I don't like being sick. However, I do like video games and lying in bed, which is what I'll be doing tonight since I am sick

Poor January. Nobody likes January. January, for many, marks the end of Christmas. For me, it's December 26th, but for crazy folk like my parents, they crank the Xmas tunes until Jan. 1st. Gross.

Also, there's only one holiday for which you get to "party" in January, but really, most of that party is held before January--New Year's Eve.

Of course there's one of the most important Holidays, MLK Jr. Day. However, less and less people are getting school and work off that day. Racist? Yeah, just a little bit.

January also hosts National Nothing Day on the 16th day of the month. Poor Barry.

January is also usually the coldest month, and owns the coldest week of the year. Second semester also starts in January, and no one is excited for second semester.

Sorry January, I will never have another chance to write a blog in January of 2009. Ever.